I just found this gem as I was going through some old documents. This was written as an entry for some sweepstakes by a bathroom related object a little over a year and a half ago. Enjoy!
Sure, my one-year-old likes to eat toilet paper. And yes,
she thinks the water in the toilet is her own personal pool. But this toilet
tale is not about her. My three-year-old has a mini-toilet in his room to use at
nap and at night. One day, during naptime, I heard a lot of movement upstairs.
I went up to discover, yes he used the potty, but he was completely naked, the
floor buried in pooped covered wipes and the poop was nowhere to be found. I
asked him where it was and he told me “I put it outside.” Wondering what he
really meant, I cleaned up the mess and put him back to bed. When he woke up
from his nap, I was met in the room by a wave of stench. I hunted through the
room for the source of the smell while my son kept repeating, “Mom, the poop is
outside.” After one last sweeping look of the room, I noticed a small spot on
the window frame between the frame and the AC unit. I opened the window to
find, my son was telling the truth. Squeezed through the gap, the poop was
outside.
So you can see just how adorable they were a year and a half ago:
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| PT at 1 |
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| The Politician at 3 |
I could write a book on PT and toilet related tales...
